Really? How Am I Supposed to React to This?

I hate to do this. I really do. But, he gave me no choice. And, since I know that I'm not the only one who got this particular email, I can "republish" it, as it's out there in the world. All over the world.

Crushed. Ego.

Here it is, in all its glory (ok, I felt bad, so I took out his real name and his real email address):

hi baby,my name is [insert a biblical name here].i think i like you.i will like to meet you,that is if your really looking for a real relationship.i am an artist,and i also buy and sell artefacts.i sometimes have to travell far to shop for artefacts.baby i think your the one for me,so lets make it happen.here is my private e.mail for you to reply me, [insert email address] bye for now baby.

I swear. All spelling and punctuation has been left in the original.