Hey, You!

Yes, you. You know who you are. Well, I know who you are. How? Because, for some reason, you keep appearing at the top of my "Who's Viewed Me" list. This means you keep viewing me. I think this is weird. View me once. Hell, view me as many times as you want. But, after the first time, hide. It's a wonderful little option the good people at Match.com created for stalkers like you.

Looking at me more than once isn't going to make me like you more. Or wink at you. Or email you. Unless it's to say "Stop!" You don't want me to block you, do you? Because I can do that, too. And then you'll have to find some other young, cute, sassy girl's profile to visit.