Dear FBI "Agent"

Dear Guy Attempting to Impress Me,

When submitting photos to an Internet dating website, please do not include photos in which you (potential object of my future affection) are wearing a hat/tee-shirt/other item of clothing upon which the initials of a particular law enforcement agency are displayed unless you are actually an employee of said law enforcement agency. I am not impressed when you provide me with photos in which you are wearing an FBI or NYPD shirt, when you very obviously (for any number of reasons) are not an FBI agent or a NYPD officer. Were you actually an FBI agent/NYPD officer, I think it would be very unlikely that you would actually decide to display photos of yourself dressed in this manner. Hey, I've seen a lot of movies featuring FBI agents. They do not wear FBI hats when they are just hanging out with their friends. So please, do not think this will impress me. It will not. It is right up there with other pet peeves previously documented on this blog (please see first post).

Thank you.

Princess 1