Reluctant Dater's Recent Dating History

To give you a better idea (and Objection and I are obviously making up for lost time, today, with these multiple postings):

Three years ago today I was involved with my job.

Two years ago today I was involved in what my friends have dubbed “the rolly chair affair.”

One year ago today I was involved with the antithesis of what I thought I wanted—older, lots of baggage, willingness to hang out but unwillingness to admit in any way, shape or form that we were. Did I mention the baggage?

Today I am involved with my computer.