I Couldn't Make This Up If I Tried

Sometimes I feel guilty when I do not respond to the unsolicited e-mails of individuals on Match. This morning, I received such an e-mail in which the "gentleman" explained he liked my profile. He then proceeded to say he's looking for a "friend with benefits." Um, hello. This is an Internet dating service. That means you want to date someone...not just hook up with them. Does this guy seriously think I'll be impressed by his "candor"? This would be one of the situations where I do not feel guilty about not responding.