Repeat Performance.

You have got to be kidding me.

Our friends at Match are forever reminding us (bashing it into our match needy minds) that there are millions of singles out there who have decided, for one reason or another, to sign on for love. Whatever. If that's true, Mr. Match, why the hell am I getting "matches" from you who have already been in my inbox? The best part of it all is that two of today's matches (I've started getting four sets of matches a week, mind you, instead of the two I was getting when I was an actual subscriber) include "gentlemen" with whom I've already corresponded. And our correspondence was instigated because they appeared as a match in my inbox. Where are these millions of men?

So, not only is Match.com and asshole, Match.com is also lazy.